do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and youre like “i hope youre fucking happy now, im doing this for you”
"What’s Your Number"
I see What’s Your Number and raise you The Nanny Diaries.
The Covenant. I believe I win this round?
Not unless you’ve watched Stonehenge Apocalypse for Misha Collins.
OK AN IMPORTANT ADULTHOOD TIP IS THAT YOU NEVER GET TOO OLD TO PRETEND YOU ARE A DRAGON WHEN IT’S COLD AND YOU CAN SEE YOUR BREATH I AM FIRE I AM DEATH I HAVE A 401K PLAN AND MANAGE MY FIBER INTAKE MY CLAWS ARE SPEARS MY WINGS ARE A HURRICANE
Anonymous asked: Being fit is being skinny you idiot, being athletic and flexible is a whole different thing, you don't have to skinny to be athletic but you do have to be skinny to be fit
"Fitness." Merriam-Webster.com. Merriam-Webster, n.d. Web. 28 Dec. 2013. <http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fitness>.
I don’t know what prompted you to send me the dumbest message I’ve received in at least 6 months, but nowhere in the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of “fitness” do I find the word “skinny.” Even synonyms for the word “fitness” focus 100% on health attributes as opposed to size attributes. So I’m sorry if you have this deep seeded complex that refuses to allow you to accept that, from all standpoints of medicine, science, and flat out fact, fitness is irrelevant to body size. That really sucks for you that your brain is struggling to let you come to terms with that. However, it is also 100% not my problem.
tl;dr: Blow it out your ass.
I love this way too much